Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan linked to emerging Jihadist movement
The white house has recently released an updated list of existing domestic terrorist organisations.
As usual there were some surprises, after several years of effort in furthering the cause of global Jihad the animal liberation organisation known as PETA has been named for the first time.
Other honorable mention were the Film actors Guild for their actions in collaboration with North Korea and pop singer Britney Spears who has been linked to emerging Jihadist movement the Non-Muslim Entertainer’s Jihad and General Meanness Front or NMEJGMF.
The controversial singer has had links with existing members Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for several years but hasn’t been linked to their activities until now. Her alleged terrorist activities haven’t been revealed but the general consensus is the it has something to do with her hit single “Hit me baby one more time”, seen as some as an encouragement for existing hardcore Jihadists to strike again.
Other surprises in the updated list were the Johnny Depp fan club and the Star Wars fans for the inclusion of Jedi as a religion group whose activities has be growing more vocal of late.
Announcement of Terrorist Organisation of the Year will be revealed at the Jihad awards in December.
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