Britney Spears, what can you say? She’s everyone’s favorite Pop Tart. We’ve seen the dark side of her moon, her evil looking hair extensions, and heard about her weird fans sending her sex toys. She’s been a train wreck, a car crash, and the San Francisco earthquake all rolled in to one.
Fashion wise, she has become a disaster. She’s been known to clean up dog poo poo with her clothes, and that may be all their good for. She needs a new stylist and a new image, but we are not holding our breath.
Blackwell, the arbiter of celebrity style, who twice named her as the Worst Dressed Celebrity had this zing for Britney, When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow - looks like an over-the-hill “Lolita” ‘ From the “Princess of Pop” to the ultimate “Fashions Flop!”
This rumor brings a lil moisture to my eyes. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie is trying to get Daddy Dude back with Britney. You know I luv this shiz! It’s so good, I have to post the entire article.
Jamie Spears has offered the one-time backup dancer $4.5 million to remarry his emotionally shaky ex-wife, Britney Spears. Celebrity insiders say Jamie, has been “buttering Kevin up” with a mirage of pricey presents, like golf clubs, watches, and a plasma TV.
“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”
In an effort to sweeten the pot, Jamie has offered to open a company specializing in the manufacturing of Britney Spears merchandise. If Kevin agrees to take Britney back, Jamie will put him charge of marketing “Briit clothes, dolls, and other items.”
“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account,” a Spear insider further reveals. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.”
But making out “very well” may not be enough for the Ultimate Male Gold-Digger. Kevin’s reportedly holding out for a $20 million payout offer from Jamie before he will agree to sweep his pop star ex off her feet once again:
Kevin has told Jamie that “if they remarry, there would be no prenup. Jamie’s not very happy about that. He thinks his offer is generous enough that Kevin should take it.”
All hail the sperminator! “the money would come out of Britney’s assets,” - what the fuck is the difference? Britney bought her own engagement ring, proposed to Federsperm, bought him a Ferrari, traveled the world with him and put him up in her mansion. Brit Brit already bought her bad boy, now Papa wants to do the same thing?! The Spears keep it country with their shitty ideas.
It’s time for Brit Brit to have a daughter. I fully support this shit. I give him 4 days to get her knocked up. Brit Brit doesn’t even have to be ovulating, you know K-Fed’s jizz is good for 48 days and becomes more fertile by the hour.
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Apparently Jamie Lynn Spears’ fiancé Casey Aldridge doesn’t want her to be the only one who brings home the bacon. Aldridge plans to contribute some pork of his own earning, by joining the National Guard. Right now the 19-year-old works as a day laborer. Probably not the kind of guy Jamie Lynn’s parents had in mind for her. But it appears Aldridge isn’t content to live off of Jamie Lynn, despite all the speculation to the contrary. So he’s decided to join up, even though one third of Mississippi’s National Guard gets deployed to Iraq.
Britney Spears’ former manager Larry Rudolph has confirmed the star will be hitting the streets of London to shoot the video for her upcoming single, “Radar.”
The star is set to film the video in the British capital next week, and is determined to get her career back on track by taking a director’s role on-set.
Rudolph tells the New York Post, “The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it’s someone else.
“She will be behind the camera as much as possible; she wants to make sure it’s exactly right.”
In April, Rudolph, who was reportedly dismissed by the singer after he joined her parents in forcing Spears into rehab last year, told reporters how the star is gearing up to make a triumphant return to the charts, saying, “She’s in an amazing position for a comeback right now. She could end up being the biggest comeback in history.”
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