Another award for Britney
Hollywood, CA - In a town where award ceremonies are as common as, well, award ceremonies. One particular award sends shudders down every star’s spine at the slightest mention that they might be included in the lineup to be judged….Skank Magazine’s!
It had to happen sooner or later and the fall from icon to has-been is indeed swift. Britney Spears, once the wet dream of teenage boys everywhere, has been officially elevated to Skank of the Year for 2009!
Skank Magazine voted Ms. Spears, the Skank of the Year for her frequent episodes of self-degradation and ill-timed behaviour. The magazine uses a point systems to grade the slips and slides of certain celebrities. Britney came out on top!
Britney earned over 10,000 points alone in the ratings, for spreading her pantiless thunder-thighs in front of the paparrazi for a series of beaver shots that made tabloid news everywhere. Another 15,000 points were also added for the ‘bald Britney’ look she gave the world. The final points that put her over the top was when she was photographed with Hilton, and Lohan partying it up while her kids were at home.
Along with the award recognition, Ms. Spears will receive a one year subscription to Skank Magazine, a ‘I Am A Skank’ tee shirt, an official Ticket to Palookaville, a CD by Kevin Federline, a bound collection of Spoof stories written about herself, and the hit movie “High School Musical 19″ on DVD.
The award was presented by last years winner, Amy Winehouse, in a ceremony at the Hollywood Salvation Army motel and canteen.
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Commented by Pavel on August 25, 2008 at 6:37 am