News and gossip about Britney Spears

During the interview the once glamour girl of the music industry proceeded to tell all about the anatomy of former lovers.

In a statement that is sure to enrage estranged husband Kevin Federline, Britney revealed “Kev is no man. How he fathered so many kids is a mystery to me. He’s got a two incher at best. It’s like a maggot”.

Heat magazine representative, Jason Bride said yesterday that the published interview is 100% true. “I can confirm that the interview is consistent with the words of a person who would possibly be Britney Spears” Jason said.

Britney also talked about other stars and their manhood. “Justin is hung like a horse” she bragged “He’s such a big boy, I was heartbroken when we split but at least the experience with him made childbirth easier when it came”.

She also revealed she had slept with David Beckham and in a rant that is sure to infuriate Victoria Beckham and Rebecca Loos she claimed “Becks is no golden balls. When he’s modelling he must be stuffing his undies with socks. There’s not even a handful”.

At the end of the interview she hinted that she had had a few girl on girl experiences. “Madonna is all woman” she said “Ask Guy Ritchie about the secret tattoo, he’ll realise I’ve been there”. She also claims that Paris Hilton “has an arse like a bag of spanners”, Lindsay Lohan “has so many freckles you can’t make out her nipples” and she claims that “Gwen Steffani has a chest like a bloke. Mr Bean’s got bigger jugs” she ranted. “They are like a couple of fried eggs”.

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Britney Spears showed her ass this weekend-literally. The mentally-fragile pop tart was snapped sporting a minidress with a dangerous view of her hairy buttcrack while on an outing in West Hollywood last Friday.

Documents released Monday show that Spears seeks a house with a larger yard that’s closer to parks and recreation areas for her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. She also wants a “less trafficked” locale than her paparazzi-stalked Beverly Hills home, which she bought for nearly $7 million early last year.

The document was filed by her co-conservators, father Jamie and attorney Andrew Wallet and says that Brit wants a home that’s “more accessible to parks and recreation areas” for her babies.

The sale of her L.A. home would be in “the best interest of [Britney], her Estate and her minor children,” the document says.

Earlier this month, Spears was granted permission to sell the six-bedroom home. At the time, mom Lynne told the court that her daughter “intends to return to Louisiana,” her home state.

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MTV bosses are considering inviting toxic singer Britney Spears to September’s Video Music Awards (VMAs), even after 12 months after her disastrous ‘comeback’ performance at the huge event.The singer disappointed fans and the watching world with a lacklustre rendition of single Gimme More at the bash in Las Vegas last year, just six months after allegedly suffering a mental meltdown. Her performance as her comeback was described as a “disaster”.

Wearing a sparkly black bra and hot pants, she looked bleary eyed and unfit as she struggled to keep up with her energetic backing dancers, who threw themselves around stripper poles.

Cameras revealed celebrity guests, including 50 Cent, scoffing at Britney’s performance, while Rihanna was seen in fits of laughter.

Following the song, comedienne came on stage and sarcastically said: “Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.”

Since then, Britney’s career has been in decline and she has struggled to get her personal life back on track following her breakdown earlier this year.

However, bosses have not ruled her out as a potential performer at this year’s bash in September.

Van Toffler, president of MTV Networks Music Group, said: “Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?

“I’m not sure how we top Britney opening the show. We are working on it every minute of every day.”

The VMAs are moving back to Los Angeles this year, and will take place at Paramount Studios on 7 September.

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