News and gossip about Britney Spears

Pop princess Britney Spears looked once again her stunning self at a charity bash hosted by actor Jim Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy this week with Dad Jamie putting this transformation down to her daily sex therapy.

“We make sure my princess has sex at least once, sometimes twice a day; it helps relieve the depression and clears her clogged up negative chakras.”

It appears Dad contacted a local male escort agency a month ago after deciding that sex would be the only way of getting his daughter back on track.

“She chose seven different escorts,” continued Jamie. “A different one visits Britney each day; week in week out.”

It is unclear what kind of sex is employed for the pop idol, but the therapy certainly appears to be doing the trick. The singer is now back in the recording studio learning how to sing again and there are rumours she has started dating.

Six months back the toxic Britney’s condition was so bad that nobody expected her to recover. Hospitalised and heavily sedated, she had become a drug-crazed death-wreck, dogged by controversy.

“I would recommend sex therapy to anyone requiring recovery from a long illness,” continued Jamie. “My daughter is loving it. You can see the happiness in her eyes.”

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Jamie have kept no secrets, speaking candidly about the custody battle, what he thinks of Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline, and how his relationship with his daughter is today.

“We’ve grown a lot,” Mr. Spears told OK! magazine. “I’ve been able to come back into my daughter’s life, and that was an adjustment anyway, because I’m an alcoholic and it’s the first time we’ve really been able to share.”

On the custody battle: “It made no sense for that trial to proceed so we worked out an agreement. The agreement says that on Oct. 1 we’ll probably get another overnight, and that will stay in place until the end of the year or the end of the conservatorship.”

On Kevin Federline: “Kevin has a wonderful heart. I don’t agree with giving him more money… He wants them to raise these kids together. Kevin’s heart is right.”

On the conservatorship: “I would hope that it stands until the end of the year, and then we’ll sit back and evaluate where we are at the time, where Britney is at that time.”

Jamie added that while the taking over of the conservatorship by her father was a “major adjustment” for Britney, it’s been a blessing in disguise, and has given them both a second chance to grow together and re-build their father-daughter relationship.

“It’s wonderful. It’s new for both of us,” he said. “She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But, like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot.

“I do understand that my baby made this monster,” he added. “But when she was down, people took advantage.”

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Britney Spears and Chris Brown will lead MTV Video Music Awards next month (07-Sep-2008) after landing three nominations apiece.
Both stars will compete for the night’s Video of The Year honour; Spears will also fight for Best Pop Video and Best Female Video of the Year for Piece of Me.
Meanwhile, other artists up for Best Video are the Jonas Brothers for Burnin Up, the Pussycat Dolls for When I Grow Up and newcomers the Ting Tings for Shut Up and Let Me Go. Brown is nominated for Forever.
Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Slipknot, Linkin Park and Foo Fighters will compete for the Best Rock Video prize.

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