News and gossip about Britney Spears

Pop princess Britney Spears looked once again her stunning self at a charity bash hosted by actor Jim Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy this week with Dad Jamie putting this transformation down to her daily sex therapy.

“We make sure my princess has sex at least once, sometimes twice a day; it helps relieve the depression and clears her clogged up negative chakras.”

It appears Dad contacted a local male escort agency a month ago after deciding that sex would be the only way of getting his daughter back on track.

“She chose seven different escorts,” continued Jamie. “A different one visits Britney each day; week in week out.”

It is unclear what kind of sex is employed for the pop idol, but the therapy certainly appears to be doing the trick. The singer is now back in the recording studio learning how to sing again and there are rumours she has started dating.

Six months back the toxic Britney’s condition was so bad that nobody expected her to recover. Hospitalised and heavily sedated, she had become a drug-crazed death-wreck, dogged by controversy.

“I would recommend sex therapy to anyone requiring recovery from a long illness,” continued Jamie. “My daughter is loving it. You can see the happiness in her eyes.”

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