Britney Spears’ Vagina To Be Sewn Up
A vagina belonging to pop superstar Britney Spears, is to be sewn up, according to some people in a courthouse
Spears’ vagina has been the subject of countless stories in the media, especially on obscure English satirical news website , which would have gone bankrupt were it not for the Slit.
Now though, authorities in the US who have been campaigning for several months to have it stitched-up, have got their way. A court in Los Angeles ordered that, as the ex-pop princess has already brought two children into the world, the access route for more should be forever sealed.
The procedure will take place next Wednesday.
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious
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